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“Not you, Stephen. You’re right where you...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fa6231b2a13d5f8763e37f3d01d734c7/tumblr_mif96157dh1qay9wgo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://greatshowdowns.com/post/43731857129/not-you-stephen-youre-right-where-you"&gt;scottlava&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Not you, Stephen. You’re right where you belong.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;OSCARS WEEK: Day 6&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://majorthomreturns.tumblr.com/post/43758352094</link><guid>http://majorthomreturns.tumblr.com/post/43758352094</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2013 15:56:28 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>rainaftersnowplease:

nadiabeeley123:

dewogong:

Advice from...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e7b037cb299e2fbbf8c58d3e047ae0c1/tumblr_mgxpuqAsZ41rd0rbzo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rainaftersnowplease.tumblr.com/post/41098658304/nadiabeeley123-dewogong-advice-from"&gt;rainaftersnowplease&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nadiabeeley123.tumblr.com/post/41096155307/dewogong-advice-from-adventure-time-bulletin"&gt;nadiabeeley123&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dewogong.tumblr.com/post/41035075287/advice-from-adventure-time-bulletin-board"&gt;dewogong&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Advice from Adventure Time (Bulletin Board)&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;“Dude, sucking at something is the first step to being sorta good at something”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;- Jake the Dog&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“I know who I am and I’ll know what I want if and when it ever comes along.”&lt;br/&gt;- Fionna the Human&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win, and it can, then I’ll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace.”&lt;br/&gt;- Royal Tart Toter&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Sometimes you see things that are real, and other times it’s like crazy, crazy, crazy, in your face, all the time.”&lt;br/&gt;- Ice King&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“When bad things happen, I know you want to believe they are a joke, But sometimes life is scary and dark. That is why we must find the light.”&lt;br/&gt;- BMO&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“No one flicks me in the butt without my consent.”&lt;br/&gt;- Finn the Human&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“People make mistakes. It’s part of growing up and you never really stop growing.”&lt;br/&gt;- Duke of Nuts&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Sometimes you want someone and you want to kiss them and be with them, but you can’t because responsibility demands sacrifice.”&lt;br/&gt;- Princess Bubblegum&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“I pay attention to things I see you being all about.”&lt;br/&gt;- Prince Gumball&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Bad biscuits make the baker broke, bro.”&lt;br/&gt;- Jake the Dog&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Everything small is just a small version of something big!”&lt;br/&gt;- Finn the Human&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;“Even if we like each other, we’re still going to hurt each other.”&lt;br/&gt;- Flame Princess&lt;strong id="internal-source-marker_0.596615226007998"&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Best advice in my life.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Reasons AT is my show of shows.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://majorthomreturns.tumblr.com/post/41141259050</link><guid>http://majorthomreturns.tumblr.com/post/41141259050</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2013 14:38:41 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>My buddy’s amazing band, Sanglorians.
She plays a wicked...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/CQxfwQQ1AYg?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;My buddy’s amazing band, Sanglorians.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;She plays a wicked keyboard and does amazing backing vocals. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://majorthomreturns.tumblr.com/post/34266749914</link><guid>http://majorthomreturns.tumblr.com/post/34266749914</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2012 17:55:50 -0700</pubDate><category>Sanglorians</category><category>Ozma</category><category>Heartstrong</category><category>Robotanists</category><category>Keyboards</category><category>Trumpet</category></item><item><title>"Is that because your relationship didn't last long enough?"</title><description>&lt;p&gt;If anyone out there in Tumblr-verse can tell me how I would &amp;#8220;misinterpret&amp;#8221; said question as anything but hurtful, please let me know. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;d like to know how my housemate had the audacity to ask this after I had told him about an unaccomplished date idea I had with my last boyfriend. How did he really think this could be an innocent question, knowing that everything was so hard for me after the break up? &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For now, I see nothing in this friendship worth salvaging. Yes, I cried because I felt like I was deceived in who I thought was my friend, but not for a friend. There were no characteristics of this man that I could feel upset about losing.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And that&amp;#8217;s the reality. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://majorthomreturns.tumblr.com/post/33632836856</link><guid>http://majorthomreturns.tumblr.com/post/33632836856</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2012 02:31:43 -0700</pubDate><category>relationships</category><category>break up</category><category>housemate</category><category>Nick The Dick</category><category>insensitive dick</category></item><item><title>adventuretime:

Hm. Hm.
Adventure Time’s loss is Regular Show’s...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maf3y9qSyA1qzrbk9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://adventuretimeart.frederator.com/post/31624348254/hm-hm-adventure-times-loss-is-regular-shows"&gt;adventuretime&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Hm. Hm.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Adventure Time’s&lt;/em&gt; loss is &lt;em&gt;Regular Show’s&lt;/em&gt; gain - literally - as the latter walks away tonight with the Emmy for &lt;strong&gt;Outstanding Short-format Animated Program&lt;/strong&gt; (“Eggscellent”). Our nominated episode was Jesse and Tom’s “Too Young,” the first Lemongrab short featuring a young Princess Bubblegum. A big congratulations to&lt;strong&gt; JG&lt;/strong&gt; and his crew on a job well done, and a hearty congratulations and thank you to &lt;strong&gt;Pen&lt;/strong&gt;, &lt;strong&gt;Tom&lt;/strong&gt;, &lt;strong&gt;Jesse&lt;/strong&gt;, &lt;strong&gt;Larry&lt;/strong&gt;, and the entire &lt;em&gt;Adventure Time&lt;/em&gt; crew for a fantastic episode of a truly wonderful series.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Both were really great episodes. Congrats!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://majorthomreturns.tumblr.com/post/31736402343</link><guid>http://majorthomreturns.tumblr.com/post/31736402343</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Sep 2012 10:12:59 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Summer’s almost over. I’m still going to play this...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ohHHCzb7Hko?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Summer’s almost over. I’m still going to play this all year round. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://majorthomreturns.tumblr.com/post/30417917260</link><guid>http://majorthomreturns.tumblr.com/post/30417917260</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Aug 2012 16:50:34 -0700</pubDate><category>regular show</category><category>summertime (Lovin' in the Summertime)</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m94eic3RN41ret3zqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://majorthomreturns.tumblr.com/post/30023924103</link><guid>http://majorthomreturns.tumblr.com/post/30023924103</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Aug 2012 00:47:52 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Doug</title><description>&lt;p&gt;It would be hilariously horrifying if I started to personify my anxiety. Gave it a name and gender and referred to it as such. Maybe changed the name once in a while. I just learned about Doug Rattman so tonight/this morning, we&amp;#8217;ll go with Doug.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Doug won&amp;#8217;t let me sleep tonight.&lt;br/&gt;Conversely, Doug&amp;#8217;s keeping me from getting out of bed.  &lt;br/&gt;Doug won&amp;#8217;t stop shaking my hands. &lt;br/&gt;I&amp;#8217;m going to grind my teeth to dust because of fucking Doug.&lt;br/&gt;Doug has really been getting to me lately- I need to up my meds.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I wish I made Doug up, but he is very real. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;And sometimes, Doug is strangely motivating. He gets me out of bed because I want to accomplish something. He makes me realize that some situations are uncontrollable  and I have to learn to accept it. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Thanks Doug? &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://majorthomreturns.tumblr.com/post/27827289404</link><guid>http://majorthomreturns.tumblr.com/post/27827289404</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Jul 2012 03:16:33 -0700</pubDate><category>anxiety</category><category>insomnia</category></item><item><title>1 MILLION YEARS DUNGEON!…if this doesn’t win....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7espcWa4g1qzrbk9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;1 MILLION YEARS DUNGEON!&lt;br/&gt;…if this doesn’t win.  &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://adventuretimeart.frederator.com/post/27551887964/too-young-scores-emmy-nomination-a-big-tip-of"&gt;adventuretime&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;“Too Young” Scores Emmy Nomination&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A big tip of the hat to &lt;strong&gt;Pen Ward&lt;/strong&gt;, writer/boarders &lt;strong&gt;Tom Herpich&lt;/strong&gt; &amp; &lt;strong&gt;Jesse Moynihan&lt;/strong&gt;, director &lt;strong&gt;Larry Leichleiter&lt;/strong&gt;, and the whole cast &amp; crew on today’s Creative Arts Emmy nomination in the &lt;strong&gt;Outstanding Short-format Animated Program&lt;/strong&gt; category. The show is up against &lt;em&gt;MAD&lt;/em&gt;, &lt;em&gt;Phineas &amp; Ferb&lt;/em&gt;, &lt;em&gt;Regular Show&lt;/em&gt;, and &lt;em&gt;Robot Chicken&lt;/em&gt;. The Emmys will be doled out September 23 in L.A.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://majorthomreturns.tumblr.com/post/27671361503</link><guid>http://majorthomreturns.tumblr.com/post/27671361503</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2012 20:00:17 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>I went to this show. I was 18, and had just had my first break...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6k0opg3Pl1qlycigo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I went to this show. &lt;br/&gt;I was 18, and had just had my first break up. &lt;br/&gt;I realized I was wasting my energy on crying instead of dancing to Daft Punk. Things got better after that. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I could use some Daft Punk now. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://goldenvoicela.tumblr.com/post/26374878296/like-and-reblog-if-youre-into-daft-punk-taken"&gt;goldenvoicela&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;LIKE and REBLOG if you’re into Daft Punk (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagram.com"&gt;Instagram&lt;/a&gt; at Goldenvoice / AEG Live Office)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://majorthomreturns.tumblr.com/post/26454325049</link><guid>http://majorthomreturns.tumblr.com/post/26454325049</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2012 16:59:49 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Whelp…at least my exboyfriend didn’t sell a teddy...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp143w2WnM1qbtyago1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Whelp…at least my exboyfriend didn’t sell a teddy bear that I loved to a witch.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://adventuretimeart.frederator.com/post/26074723253/marcies-got-a-red-shoe-and-shes-angry-at-ash"&gt;adventuretime&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Marcie’s got a red shoe. And she’s angry at Ash.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mintyfizz.tumblr.com/post/8161861700/honk"&gt;mintyfizz&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;honk&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://majorthomreturns.tumblr.com/post/26087493648</link><guid>http://majorthomreturns.tumblr.com/post/26087493648</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2012 12:29:38 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>deighvid:


Adventure Time X Ghibli by David

Oh neat. Someone...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5juf1n6Gz1qzc84bo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; via deighvid.tumblr&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5juf1n6Gz1qzc84bo3_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; via deighvid.tumblr&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5juf1n6Gz1qzc84bo4_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; via deighvid.tumblr&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5juf1n6Gz1qzc84bo2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; via deighvid.tumblr&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5juf1n6Gz1qzc84bo5_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; via deighvid.tumblr&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5juf1n6Gz1qzc84bo6_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; via deighvid.tumblr&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5juf1n6Gz1qzc84bo7_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; via deighvid.tumblr&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5juf1n6Gz1qzc84bo8_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; via deighvid.tumblr&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://deighvid.tumblr.com/post/25128498403/adventure-time-x-ghibli-by-david-oh-neat" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;deighvid&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Adventure Time &lt;strong&gt;X&lt;/strong&gt; Ghibli by &lt;a href="http://deighvid.tumblr.com/tagged/studio-ghibli"&gt;David&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh neat. Someone compiled them all in a set! Pretty cool. I’m curious what that &lt;a href="http://www.chongweikk.com/2012/06/8-animated-mashups-adventure-time-x.html"&gt;source site&lt;/a&gt; says about it, but alas, I cannot speak or read chinese, heh. Anyone know?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;



It’s Japanese, but still, this is great.</description><link>http://majorthomreturns.tumblr.com/post/25143399457</link><guid>http://majorthomreturns.tumblr.com/post/25143399457</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Jun 2012 22:16:27 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>WANT.

gospelofihm:

Hug: Perilous Myr deals 2 damage to target...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4qptnNZ6y1r8odwgo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;WANT.

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gospelofihm.tumblr.com/post/23933251923/hug-perilous-myr-deals-2-damage-to-target" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;gospelofihm&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hug: Perilous Myr deals 2 damage to target creature or player.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://majorthomreturns.tumblr.com/post/25005370974</link><guid>http://majorthomreturns.tumblr.com/post/25005370974</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Jun 2012 21:54:54 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Some </title><description>&lt;p&gt;Some mornings you wake up sad.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Some nights you don&amp;#8217;t go to sleep because you&amp;#8217;re sick of waking up that way.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Some days you regret not taking your medication because you thought you were going to be okay for a while. Remember, some days are better than others.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Some time in the future, you&amp;#8217;ll laugh about this all. Really, it&amp;#8217;ll be funny how being in your 20s depression was so long ago, so juvenile, so absurd.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Some of us won&amp;#8217;t even reach that point.  &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://majorthomreturns.tumblr.com/post/24945467490</link><guid>http://majorthomreturns.tumblr.com/post/24945467490</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Jun 2012 02:13:04 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>eatsleepdraw:

Mr.S by Mitch Tavera
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4nc6xuN9n1qz7t0xo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eatsleepdraw.com/post/24372870765"&gt;eatsleepdraw&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Mr.S by Mitch Tavera&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://majorthomreturns.tumblr.com/post/24460146323</link><guid>http://majorthomreturns.tumblr.com/post/24460146323</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2012 00:24:31 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Slightly Paranoid </title><description>&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;m legitimately afraid of ghost. I do believe their existence. In fact, whenever I move into a new place, I really hope that it&amp;#8217;s not haunted. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I know that zombies aren&amp;#8217;t supposed to be real. &lt;br/&gt;But today may have changed my mind&amp;#8230;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I was thinking a lot about the numerous &amp;#8220;zombie&amp;#8221; &lt;a href="http://boingboing.net/2012/05/31/florida-is-center-of-coming-zo.html"&gt;attacks&lt;/a&gt; while driving around today. NPR was all about traffic being really terrible and a lot of police men out and about.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I went to the 99 Cents Only Store and saw a hobo asleep in the parking lot. I told an employee when I got in, suggesting that we check if he was all right. Not very long had past, and he was gone. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Zombie?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;After I purchased a broom and a My Little Pony calendar (great find!) I started driving down Sunset Blvd. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Holy crap. There were a lot of cop cars. &lt;br/&gt;Actually almost slammed into one because I was rubber necking like a moron.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Zombies? &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Got back to apartment. Googled up &amp;#8220;Breaking News Los Angeles Sliver Lake&amp;#8221; couldn&amp;#8217;t find a single result. &lt;br/&gt;Hey, maybe my phone is terrible?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Laptop on&amp;#8230;then the unthinkable happens.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;GOOGLE DOES NOT WORK. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;This should never happen.&lt;br/&gt;At this point, my palms are sweaty. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;How did the disease spread so quickly? &lt;br/&gt;Why did this have to start on National Doughnut Day?&lt;br/&gt;Will I be as good as Bill Murray if I try to become one of them?&lt;br/&gt;How long do we have?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Fucking Zombies.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Center for Disease Control says &lt;a href="http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/347962/20120601/zombie-apocalypse-denied-cdc-virus-reanimate-dead.htm"&gt;otherwise&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;&amp;#8220;CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms),&amp;#8221; said David Daigle, a representative of the CDC.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/em&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Knowing is half the battle! Just cause you don&amp;#8217;t know of one, does not mean it doesn&amp;#8217;t exist. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://majorthomreturns.tumblr.com/post/24250272888</link><guid>http://majorthomreturns.tumblr.com/post/24250272888</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 Jun 2012 00:58:29 -0700</pubDate><category>zombies</category><category>irrational fear</category><category>paranoia</category><category>los angeles</category></item><item><title>outlisten: I Know You Hear It Coming.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://outlisten.tumblr.com/post/24071668555/i-know-you-hear-it-coming"&gt;outlisten: I Know You Hear It Coming.&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://outlisten.tumblr.com/post/24071668555/i-know-you-hear-it-coming"&gt;outlisten&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Outlisteners, you all get an amazing chance to be a part of Miike Snow’s newest single. From &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzxYUsnZV6M&amp;feature=related"&gt;their&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk1gaE1G7JM"&gt;two&lt;/a&gt; videos, you can tell their up to something. Something big. And we get to make you guys a part of it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Lo and Behold, the &lt;a href="http://www.outlisten.com/miikesnowcontest"&gt;Miike Snow “The Wave”/Outlisten contest&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(&lt;a href="http://www.outlisten.com/miikesnowcontest"&gt;…&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://majorthomreturns.tumblr.com/post/24079343037</link><guid>http://majorthomreturns.tumblr.com/post/24079343037</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2012 13:20:24 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>I was Max for Halloween two years ago. It was because of the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4anf1LJl81qdyil4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I was Max for Halloween two years ago. It was because of the hype for the movie, which I ended up hating, but a big part of it was my love for the book. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ianbrooks.me/post/23489999722/goodbye-wild-thing-by-reed-bond-oh-please-dont"&gt;ianbrooks&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Goodbye Wild Thing&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt; by Reed Bond&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Oh please don’t go. We’ll eat you up we love you so”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Artist: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/reedbond/7230078712/" title="Good Bye Wild Thing"&gt;flickr&lt;/a&gt; / &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://drawedgoods.tumblr.com/post/23379731099/good-bye-wild-thing-on-flickr-maurice-sendak-died"&gt;tumblr&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://majorthomreturns.tumblr.com/post/23531655044</link><guid>http://majorthomreturns.tumblr.com/post/23531655044</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 22:51:18 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>outlisten:

Whelp, as amazing as it seems, Coachella 2013 has...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/8PTDM8W0vMg?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://outlisten.tumblr.com/post/23069157349/whelp-as-amazing-as-it-seems-coachella-2013-has"&gt;outlisten&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Whelp, as amazing as it seems, Coachella 2013 has been announced. Once again, the festival will span two weekends in April. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Remember way back last month when everyone was talking about the Tupac Hologram? &lt;br/&gt;Here is the Outlisten sync in which we combined the fan shot footage to show all the angles. &lt;br/&gt;Now you can confirm that other people saw Tupac shatter. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.outlisten.com"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.outlisten.com"&gt;www.outlisten.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://majorthomreturns.tumblr.com/post/23069253769</link><guid>http://majorthomreturns.tumblr.com/post/23069253769</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 16:53:02 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>magicunwound:

(via Ben! Olson Art and Design: Adventure Time,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3xngv2wB31rw1hwqo1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3xngv2wB31rw1hwqo2_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3xngv2wB31rw1hwqo3_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3xngv2wB31rw1hwqo4_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3xngv2wB31rw1hwqo5_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://magicunwound.tumblr.com/post/22940527088/via-ben-olson-art-and-design-adventure-time" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;magicunwound&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://benolsonart.blogspot.com/2012/01/adventure-time-magic-gathering-tokens.html"&gt;Ben! Olson Art and Design: Adventure Time, Magic the Gathering Tokens&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://majorthomreturns.tumblr.com/post/23061523583</link><guid>http://majorthomreturns.tumblr.com/post/23061523583</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 15:08:38 -0700</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
